THE FATAL HICCUP
Llona’s brand-new husband was a cautious man. And precisely because he was so cautious, he had the wackiest accident anybody could have. The result was that Llona abruptly became a widow … on her wedding night!
But Llona (the determined heroine of Ted Mark’s bestselling The Nude Who Never) is a hard gal to stop. There was another man-a guy named Archer who had aroused her, er, interest on her wedding day-and she decided to find him. With the help (?) of the world’s most help- less private eye, Llona set out on her wild quest -which led to mad adventures in a massage parlor, madder ones in a madhouse, and a climax that should make you collapse with laughter.
Ted (The Man from O.R.G.Y.) Mark is more inspired than ever in this one. And Llona Mayper is one of his most spirited creations!
Private Eyeful …
Remember Llona Mayper-The Nude Who Never? Well, she’s a little more ex- perienced now. Call her The Nude Who Hardly Ever, perhaps? At any rate, after becoming a bride and a widow all in one day, Llona had lots of reasons for finding one particular missing man … a man named
Archer she’d met, so to speak, through a keyhole. So she hired a professional key-hole-peeper, i.e., a private eye. It should go without saying (this being a Ted “The Man from O.R.G.Y.” Mark book) that Sam Spayed turned out to be the most inept private eye in business. He found Llona a man named Archer, all right. Then another … and another … and another. All the wrong ones
But you’ll never predict the payoff. The right Archer existed. Somewhere. But would you believe … another keyhole?
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